Man-Bear-Pig-Ugg-Croc:
What the heck is that? In the words of Jurassic Park, "Shooooot-her!" Yes, after all the constant blabber about Finding Bigfoot- it seems the rumors are true. It's alive!
Why Ugg-Croc? (What the hell is Ugg-Croc?) How could you create such a hideous beast? To think any human being would step foot in these is simply a sin.
And another thing, what is the beast's purpose? Does it want to communicate with us? Is it made for rain? Is it made for snow? Is it made for running? I'll tell you one thing, I'm running as far away from the bubble gum beast as possible. You know, before It reveals itself on the street and is soon a trend. Then again, if it did, we would have to make a gold-mine Discovery Channel series called, "Escaping Bigfoot." Or another "Man-Bear Pig" South Park spin off would do too! Cha-Ching!$!
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