First, I'd like to apologize for making you look at a nasty toe. By god it's finally happened. We have again embraced the hilarity of the commonly known Camel Toe joke.
Yes, let's go as far as tattooing it on our feet to make a statement. We are so proud of the clinginess to our va-jay-jays, let's sing it loud and proud.
So when you are old and gray and your boobies aren't blocking your vision from the floor, you can look down and remember how stupid it was getting a tattoo of a camel on your big toe.
Or, my favorite, when you have kids and you take them to the water-park and little Johnny asks "Mom, why is there a camel on your big toe?" and you simply and proudly reply, "It's a camel toe Johnny, and it really identifies with my womanhood."
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