Sarcastik #105

Body Furniture:

Come right in to our lovely home! Please have a seat.
Is this for real? I mean seriously? Those crazy Europeans. I think it's important to have a cozy home, but to cozy up into a crotch is another story..

Sarcastik #104

Ruh-Roh on Rainbow:

I see Rainbow Bright decided to
donate her locks for NY fashion week this year. Either that,
or the "my little ponies" ripped out their own tails in horror. 
Just wrong.

Sarcastik #103

Somebody dial 911:

A new innovative way of getting someone's number? My gosh no! If anything, this skirt could be used to teach a toddler the number "8" is a very dirty number. 

Sarcastik #102

Ombre Mess:

Isn't the Ombré hair style trend essentially letting your roots grow out? I fear why exactly we would need a hairstylist for this trend when we could just give up on beauty altogether and have ourselves looking like washed out crackheads.

Sarcastik #101

Glow in the Dark Lipstick:

Where do I begin.. I guess when you finished rocking your glow sticks at Excalibur on a night off from reality, you can smack on some ungodly colors on your lips to light your way home or into someone's taxi. Because secretly we all want to be Ke$ha right? I think not.